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QUIZ: Which Basher are you most like?

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14 May 2018
Are you Bernelee, Denise, Zavion or Zola?
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Love Wedding Bashers as much as we do? If the answer is "Yes", then we know for a fact that Bernelee, Denise, Zavion and Zola aka ย 'The Awesome Foursome' have a place in your heart too.ย Take this fun quiz to find out if you and your favourite Bash(er) are actually twinsies.

Whatโ€™s your pet peeve?

a). People with bad shoes. Why even bother wearing shoes, doll-face?

b). Barโ€™s โ€œlast callโ€. Which wise-guy dreamt that up?

c). Friends who donโ€™t follow your seating chart at your holiday dinner

d). People who have fish dishes with red wine. How dare you?

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Your favourite #Hashtag to trawl on IG when you have a little free time?

a). #OOTD

b). #Turnt

c). #Spaces

d). #SundayKos

ย 

Whatโ€™s your favourite phrase to use and stuff?

a). Lifeโ€™s too short to wear boring clothes

b). If you donโ€™t drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2AM?

c). โ€œI think we need fewer cushionsโ€, said no interior designer ever!

d). Let them eat cake!

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What wouldย make you ditch a date quick?

a). If they look sloppy. Wrinkled clothes for what, love?

b). A date that orders a revolting mix of regret - and calls it their โ€œfave cocktailโ€. ย 

c). Someone who picks a badly decorated restaurant with bad lighting. Were you raised by wildebeests?

d). A date that spends all night debunking โ€œmythsโ€ about the parsonโ€™s nose. You love your chicken (and butts), but not enough to talk about chicken and buttsย *that* much, thanks.

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Your favourite thing to be judge-y about at a wedding?

a). The wedding gown

b). The bar tab closing too early

c). The decor

d). The food

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Mostly Aโ€™s:

Youโ€™re Bernelee

Sometimes, even your parents look at you and think โ€œWow. How the hell did we create such an immaculate being?โ€. Apart from being gorgeous, youโ€™ve got style for days, so itโ€™s no wonder when someone in the family is about to get hitched, youโ€™re their first point of call. No one is trying to go shopping for a wedding dress without you, because why would they want to look like something the neighbourhood stray dragged in, ate and spit back up? Youโ€™ll scan a bridal boutique with your trained fashion eye and immediately swoop in on the perfect gown.ย Because of this very talent, the groom wants you to dress him and his groomsmen now.

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Mostly Bโ€™s:

Youโ€™re Denise

Youโ€™re the life of the party, without a doubt. Everyone can count on having the best time at the wedding when you are around. You drink Aunt Susan and uncle George under the table (and everyone still canโ€™t get over it because Aunt Sue is the welterweight drinking champ). โ€œGrampsโ€ knows to get extra hip reinforcements before the wedding, because guess whoโ€™ll be burning up the dance-floor with his Top 10 moves from the โ€˜Roaring 20sโ€™? Your little cousins love you because youโ€™ll pass them a glass of grape juice* at the reception. The bride and groom? They are forever indebted to you because youโ€™ll ensure that there are no problems at the bar. Tabโ€™s run out? Letโ€™s drink a quarter of those tuition savings, why donโ€™t we? All together nowโ€ฆ. โ€œDrinks on ME!โ€

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Mostly Cโ€™s:

Youโ€™re Zavion

Your taste is unrivalled, thanks. Youโ€™re the cousin that knows what an epithalamium is (Wow). The bride and groom often feel sorry for themselves plus/minus two days before the actual wedding, because YOU could have actually been their wedding planner and not the lady that lives on coffee, cigarettes and the souls (and tears) of anxious brides. Youโ€™re called upon to lead the โ€œstrenuous, long-winded activity that is the venue huntโ€, but there you are locking down the venue of dreams in just under an hour. (Wow). Strenuous for who? When Miss cigarettes-coffee-and-tears switches off her phone a day before the wedding and goes AWOL, you glide in and save the day as if with a click of your perfectly manicured fingers. Hello elaborate flower chandeliers and towers, sparkly diamonds and generally the most incredible dรฉcor anyoneโ€™s ever laid eyes on. You dรฉcor god/dess, you!

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Mostly Dโ€™s:

Youโ€™re Zola

Everyone love, love, loves visiting your house because of all the delicious delights waiting in your kitchen, begging to be scoffed down. Your glossary of food terms leaves everyone delirious with hunger - and for some strange (but necessary) reason, everyone gets the urge to engage in a little bit of shigging, in your kitchen. โ€œGlazed, sautรฉed, beautifulโ€ lets everyone know youโ€™re the foodie they should call on when itโ€™s time to plan a wedding menu. When the wedding comes, youโ€™re overseeing every single detail, from the actual technique being used to remove the parsonโ€™s nose, to the actual prep and plating of the food. Your chefs hat being thrown into the mix is the reason why everyone will be talking about โ€œthe food we had at the weddingโ€ for years to come.ย 

Notes: *Not really grape juice

Watch the final episode of Wedding Bash(ers): With Love on M-Net Channel 101, thisย Sundayย at 18:00. Follow all things show-relatedย on Twitterย @MNetย / #WeddingBashers or on the officialย M-Net Facebook page.